Better than Strom Thurmond on a tractor!

Woah. That's all I can say. From the moment I opened this game, I knew it was going to be special. And then, BLAM! TITLE SCREEN! It was like mana fell from heaven and was polymorphed into a game, to where its deliciousness became awesomeness instead!

I can't explain to you how good this is. Only you can. Play this game; if you regret it, you're dumb. The plot twists will wow the socks off you, the controls are to die for, and the gameplay, oh the gameplay. All is grand. Play it now.