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Review of The River

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GMONEY2

The River Review
By GMONEY2 on 28 July 2008


Pros: Can't say much pros. Graphics have good shading and some sort of nice 3-D efect. Water pyshics are very nice and detalied. BG music isn't bad (Good choice for MIDI)

Cons: Whats the point of this game? Your some sort of smiley face caveman that throws his club at bricks to make a path and get out? And you die from a heart attack just from touching lots of circles made out of water? Well, usually i don't care about the story

My review for the river.

I can't say it isn't bad but not good, it's WAY boring (i think staring at my dick for 6 mins is funner) and the "ROR!" sounds when he throws the clubs is screwing up the game. Needs way more work. 3 stars from me

ZekeGames

ZekeGames Moderator said 475 days ago

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I agree, that it wasn't very good. The story makes sense to me, and the sounds were supposed to sound like that. I did some extreme sound editing to make him sound all wimpy. :)
Puzzle games are generally not as exciting as others, so maybe that was just you.

Thanks for playing and reviewing.

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