This is the next greatest game ever.

You know how when you go to the cake store, and there are these cakes called "This cake is better than sex"? Well, imagine those cakes were lighten on fire, trampled on, beaten by various home loan mortgagers, eaten by jackals and outed in tha appropriate time period, and dipped in marinate sauce. The taste would be so foul that it'd kill anyone in a bite. Basically, this game is the exact opposite of that.

So, play it. The graphics are awesome, the story play is awesome, the interface is awesome, the everything is awesome!