Name: Kitty Kiwi
Location: INSIDE THE FOREST OF NO INTELLEGINCE INSIDE YOUR MIND!(you've gone so insane it's cat inhabited!!!)
Description: The insane kitty on Eternal Rest Mountain. I recently took a survival test for 9 days. What happened? A squirrel ate my reeses cup, so afterwards, I banned squirrels from the survival course. Now i am out to get even with a "friend" that did something drastic... He jumped off grand canyon... TO A TRAMPOLINE!!! it broke at touch-down but,broke his fall! He claims his "awesomeness" was too good for the trampolin, but really, he's 4 ft tall , 20ft wide, and 450 ft in circumfrence... (he did math) Also, the sun is shining, in 12 hours, and now he claims to have PUT OUT a fire with KEROSENE!!!! KEROSENE!!?!?!! WHAT THE!??!?! You wouldn't like him when he's hungry... he goes... INSANE!!! *ding dong* He's here! OH YEAH! PRANK TIME!!! "hi, joe. Thirsty? WHOAH I WANT TO KEEP MY FRIDG-- WHAT?!??! PUT THAT BACK!! !!! NO!!!!! NOW!!!! Hey, I forgot! I bought you FAVORITE drink! Kero---milk!" "keromilk? oh! ok! gimme!" *gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp* *ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh* "refreshing!" (me speaking no) "Ah, and want some warm spicy candy? when it's on fire it tastes so GOOOOOOOOD! WAnt'em?" "SUREE!!! Hand me that liter there ok? *BURN*" "OH MY GOSH!!! MY STOMACH FEELS ALIVE!!! WOOOOOOOT!! MORE MORE MOR-*explosion*" (my neigbor barged in the house) "WHAT IN SAN-HOSE IS GOING O-- HE'S ON FIRE!!!! COOL!!!" More to be added later.
Registered: 29 April 2008

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