Game description: Overview: Your arch-nemisis, Mr Parsons, has kidnapped your wife to lure you to his head-quarters. Fight your way through his minions and save your wife and the universe from Mr Parsons and his evil scheme... (more)

Game description:

Overview:
Your arch-nemisis, Mr Parsons, has kidnapped your wife to lure you to his head-quarters.
Fight your way through his minions and save your wife and the universe from Mr Parsons and his evil schemes.

Features:
-Ninjas and pirates and vikings and stuff
-Swordplay action
-10 various pickups to kill your enemies in even more ways
-7 different landscapes to fight your way through
-7 different bosses, including the elusive white ninja
-A crazy, in-depth storyline
-A hidden landscape, including 2 more bosses
-Battle Arenas
-Smexy Menus